My Dear Reader,
Please forgive me for taking a moment to involve you in a personal grudge that developed this afternoon, about 20 minutes ago. I was innocently consuming a cupcake when our own Mr. Bean, traitor in our midst, wolf in lamb's clothing, considered it appropriate to smash the said cupcake in my face. His conscience stopped him on the first try, but when asked why he desisted, he then successfully performed the deed. I had cupcake on my face and arms, and some on the carpet. Needless to say, the rest of it ended up on David's face. But that does not absolve his ill intent!
A time for revenge will present itself, I am sure. In the meantime, remember this day. The day of David's deed.
Until I am avenged,
Katie
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